And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
