Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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