I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
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Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
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Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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