Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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