WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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