I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I just got carded by a ten year old.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
don't judge my taste in strippers
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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