You surviving the open bar?
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One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
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I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
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Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
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i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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