He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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