just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
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there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
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