The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
You are a genius and a whore.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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