Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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