He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
They took my balls.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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