i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
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I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
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Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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