She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
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First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
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She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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