We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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