arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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