It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
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Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
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yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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