And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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