FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
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great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
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It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Drake has all the answers
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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