I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
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oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
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I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
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