How is your vagina???
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
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hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
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Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"