I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
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Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
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JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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