Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Houston, we have a blender
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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