Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
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buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
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I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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