I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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