So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
he shaved USA in his pubs
My balls are so social today.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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