Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Let the clothes fall where they may.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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