i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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