NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
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We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
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I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.