Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
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