bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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