this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
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i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
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So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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