hotel room ftw
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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