Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
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All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
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i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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