I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
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he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
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So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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