Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
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Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
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I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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