My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
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Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
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i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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