i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Randomize
