I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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