I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
should my penis look like a turkey
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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