READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
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just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
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It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
And then he peed in my hair
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