this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
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Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Bring me that man meat
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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