You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
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Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
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Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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