Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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