Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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