Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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