i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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