Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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