you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
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at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
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YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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