another moral hangover. fuck.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
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birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
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The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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