absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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