do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
nutella sex= disaster
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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