The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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