Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
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I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
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It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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