There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
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Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
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Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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